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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

31 May 2013 - A friendly note from your local porn shop worker-Rant

15 Apr 2012 - Look at this crazy fish

15 Jan 2012 - Free Crap Ski Boots to the person who stole my Crap Skis

26 Oct 2009 - saw you leaving my moms house today... - m4w

27 Aug 2009 - Imaginary Friend for LIFE! - m4w

14 Jul 2009 - vomiting man sprinkler/yard art

26 Apr 2009 - Some Advice From Your Public Defender

09 Dec 2008 - Searching for my dream Co-Dependent

15 Jul 2008 - Your Friendly Argonne Bicyclist

19 May 2006 - re: this blows