I now Pronounce You, Husband and Wife
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You May now PASS THE BONG
I mean Kiss your Bride after you
PASS THE BONG
Puff Puff Kiss Kiss
~ TOTALLY LEGAL in the State of Michigan ~
For Legal Proofs and Terms and Conditions See Below ( * )
~'RevPete' Is NON religious EXCLUSIVELY~
~'RevPete' Is 420 WEED Friendly~
"HELLO - my name is Reverend Pete,
The Most IRREVERENT Reverend you will ever meet"
I specialize in 100% LEGAL, NON-religious
~ WEED Wedding ~ Marihuana Marriage ~
~ Nuptial Ceremonies ~
"Freedom OF Religion" now equals "Freedom FROM Religion"
H.R. 1150, on 12/16/2016 is legislation declaring that
RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION now includes persecuting THOSE WITHOUT a religion.
(*H.R. 1150 amends the Frank Wolf International Religious Freedom Act to include protections for non-theistic beliefs as well as the right to NOT possess or practice any religion at all.)
Michigan Marriage Laws In Very Small FINE PRINT
ONLY require the Bride and Groom to each recite
ONLY SIX WORDS.
"I take You as my Husband"
1 2 3 4 5 6
"I take You as my Wife"
1 2 3 4 5 6
Your Wedding OFFICIANT is NOT legally required to SAY ONE SINGLE WORD.
WILL NOT SAY ONE SINGLE WORD
IN YOUR WEDDING VOW CEREMONY
WHICH YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO SAY.
YOU WRITE YOUR WEDDING VOWS
"Puff, Puff, Kiss, Kiss."
If you prefer a THEMED or PARTY type of Ceremony or any other UN-conventional TYPE of Wedding Ceremony
'RevPete' will be happy to try to accommodate your preferences and attire myself however YOU feel is appropriate within reason.
ABOUT ME; the 'RevPete'
I am a 'Deeply Spiritual Being' in my Own Very Private and Personal Way
However I do exist as such in a STRICTLY
"I am a Wild & Crazy, Str8, Long Haired Hippie Freak"
I live by My Own Chosen Moral and Ethical Code
Exclusive of ANY RELIGIOUS Influence or DOMINATION
See the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America circa 1786
I have Zero criminal record, Zero Points on my Driver's License
I do NOT drink alcohol "But don't let that stop YOU"
I don't Smoke Cigarettes Gamble or Frequent Prostitutes Frequently
And I DO NOT need a PISSED OFF DIETY
to MONITOR ME and Command Me
"How to Live Right"
In order for ME to Want to Decide
to CHOOSE TO LIVE MY LIFE
as a Decent F*cking Human Being
"So there, take that"
"Yo Respect. See I'm Sayin?"
~ 'RevPete' is HISTORY ~ "Walking the Talk" ~
I have Officiated Non religious Weddings since 2005. I first became legally ordained at the request of a lifelong friend who just wanted to have a NON-religious Wedding Ceremony.
Most ministers use a pre-written marriage VOW SCRIPT which is required by their chosen religious Hierarchy.
Some ministers use marriage rites with custom tailored phrases specifically designed to correspond WITH THEIR OWN personal religious beliefs.
'RevPete' doesn't have any
Personal RELIGIOUS Beliefs
'RevPete' Is NON-RELIGIOUS
'RevPete' is 'AKA' 'theGWAP' (Guy With All the Pussy)
Former Owner Operator of the Original JobbieNooner Website circa 2002-2008, and JOBBIENOONER VIDEO SERIES Producer
'RevPete', Once Performed a Wedding on Gull Island
Which was Broadcast LIVE at 5" on a "MAJOR Local TV station
LIVE from JOBBIENOONER 1-2007
Huhhh? What ??? Yes this is a true FACT.
Is THAT ?
NON religious ENOUGH FOR YOU
If you are a Str8 Couple who would like to have
LEGALLY ORDAINED "Reverend Pete" Officiate
Your NON Religious Weed Wedding
Contact me by Phone
'RevPete' 586 phone 522 phone 9808
Contact me by EMAIL
pete (at) theFnDevil (dot) com
DISCLAIMER; Do Not be ALARMED, or TRIGGERED by the Email NAME of,
pete at the F'n Devil. ((The F'n Devil )) Is ONLY my Stand Up Comedy STAGE NAME.
Please NOTE; "I, RevPete the GWAP, Do Hereby Declare;,
~ I DO NOT Believe in, Ascribe to nor WORSHIP Any Devil or Satanic, Anti Theocratic Deity as Such
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Fees and Terms and Conditions Do Apply
~ Recreational Marihuana in Michigan (21+ Years of Age) Currently ONLY on Private Property ~
~ Marriages ~ ONLY Str8' Marriages are LEGALLY Recognized in Michigan.
SERIOUS Email INQUIRYS Only. Please take note.YOU Must Include a Name and Phone Number in your Email Inquiry Because, Legal Proofs pertaining to (SIX WORD WEDDING VOWS) and ($'RevPete'$ Fee$,) WILL ONLY be Emailed to You AFTER WE HAVE HAD an Initial "LIVE VERBAL TelePhone Conversation".