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BC Rich Beast - $550

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Hey folks I'm selling my BC Rich with hardcase.

Honestly I'm just being a good guy over here and I'm mostly interested in making YOU the deal of a lifetime. FOR $500 you'll not only get this killer shredding machine, but you'll also be getting exclusive rights to 2 weekends a year at the Wyndham Grand Orlando Resort at Bonnet Creek. The double locking Floyd Rose tremolo system will allow you to do divebombs all day long without going out of tune, and the gorgeous swimming pool will allow you to do actual dives all night long for 2 weekends each year. The high output humbucking pickups give a great range allowing you to pull off chunky power chord rhythms and searing leads, guaranteed to leave the audience thoroughly brutalized, but that's not something you'll have to worry about with uninterrupted and unfettered access to Wyndham's spa for 2 weekends a year.

But hey, I'm not done there! Act now and I'll include a Marshall MG series combo amplifier, just small enough to fit into the overhead compartment of the plane as you are magically whisked away to Orlando to experience fun & decadence for 2 weekends a year at Wyndham Grand Orlando Resort at Bonnet Creek.

This deal is non-negotiable, and you assume all terms. But seeing as I can tell you're a man of refined tastes, I'll also throw in a set of golf clubs.

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