Douche #1: Me, on lead guitar. Why? Because I do it better than you.
Douchebag #2: Vocalist w/L.S.D (Lead Singer Disease). L.S.D = the undying desire to be controlling and have the final say stemming from the insecurity of not playing an instrument. Bonus points if you're incredibly flaky and refer to your mates in such a manner as "MY drummer"
DB #3: 'Tough Guy' Bass Player. If you have a nickname like "Diesel" or "T-Bone" and ride a Harley, you're automatically in!
#4: Drummer, preferably a scuzzy one. Simply looking for a wild character who just wants to pound skins, get wasted and accumulate STDs.
PS ... NO, your wife/girlfriend can't sing with us. We're douchebags, not losers.
In order to be considered for an audition, please send a standard CL response including zero samples of your music and a message stating how interested you are only to never be heard from again. Cheers!
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